The Evening Standard learn that only 1 in 3 hire bike users are women and then dictate that this is because women are scared and don’t want to get sweaty. Of course. Not because men are too scared to commit to buying a bicycle of their own, or because all the men’s own bicycles are broken and they’re too embarrassed to take them to the workshop and admit that they can’t fix them, or because men want to be able to ride sitting upright and with a basket without being called a girl, or because women with their frivolous romantic novels about wealthy gentlemen and swooning ladies enjoy taking the train while men with their very important spreadsheets and reports don’t. In gender asymmetries there’s always something wrong with the women, and it’s just obvious that this has something to do with fear and sweat. Right, Evening Standard?
The hire bikes will finally open to spontaneous unregistered users next week, months over schedule (but a few weeks earlier than the xmas prediction that we were last given from TfL).
The London Cycling Campaign step in to timidly ask the question we’ve all been asking: er, should the hardened criminal killer of Catriona Patel really have been free to drive his truck over the cyclist in the first place?
The big news this week, though, has been all the wonderful things that the coalition are doing for the railways! (Nobody mention that these are merely the few Labour rail projects that the Tories are not cutting.) Thameslink goes ahead in full (nobody mention that the Tories will make it eighteen years late rather than sixteen), the Paddington lines will be electrified to Dave, Gideon, and Phil’s old home, Oxford (nobody mention that the Tories will drop the electrification further down to Bristol, Cardiff, and Swansea), there will be hundreds of new carriages (nobody mention that the Tories will order fewer and later). Thanks, Tories! The amount of cash saved will probably almost pay for the overspend on the futile M25 congestion relief work.
ATOC didn’t do quite so well at disguising their bad news: despite their best efforts to cover up, the media spotted that there was going to be another massively above inflation rail fares hike this new year.
Meanwhile, Virgin Trains, they of the chronically overcrowded WCML, are apparently holding new carriages hostage, demanding a franchise extension as ransom before they will extend their trains.
And Network Rail have cut £200m costs. The directors must deserve another £200m in bonuses for that.
Rural bus services might also suffer from fares fiddling.
It’s just too dangerous to ride a bicycle in London. It is if you’re the deputy prime-minister, anyway: Nick has to take the ministerial car to protect himself from missiles and hit men.
But boo hoo, local authorities want to raise the penalties for illegal parking, you know, to be an actual disincentive.
I thought everyone had already arranged to be on holiday during the Olympics, but apparently some people still haven’t been frightened off — so All Newspapers have been roped in to spread the word of the apocalyptic traffic chaos that will hit London.
This weekend, Oxford Street will be how it should always have been: pedestrians only. Incidentally, this morning the postman turned up with a tatty copy of the 1963 Traffic in Towns (aka, The Buchanan Report to the Minister of Transport on the long term problems of traffic in urban areas), one of the earliest government documents to acknowledge that British towns and cities might not be able to comfortably accommodate widespread motor vehicle use. Its author even in 1963 said that Oxford Street, “the most uncivilised street in Europe”, “epitomizes the conflict between traffic and environment”. (Their solution is given at the bottom of this post.)
The helmetcam doesn’t lie: 88% of accidents involving cyclists in Australia are caused by bad motor vehicle drivers.
Cutting Cycling England wasn’t about cutting cycling: it was just about bringing it in-house to DfT, where it will be transparent and get the attention it deserves. So nobody mention that the first CE-funded projects are going under.
Imagine if workmen knocked off early leaving the Blackwall or Rotherhithe tunnels closed without warning — the Standard would howl and the mayor would seek to fine the contractors. Seems nobody cares when it’s the Greenwich or Woolwich foot tunnels, though. Bath don’t seem to think that pedestrians and cyclists need alternative river crossings when their bridges are closed, either.
There’s a good chance of Bristol getting a citywide 20mph limit. It’s a shame individual cities have to introduce this one-by-one at £500k a time, though. Surely it would save on printing signs and cluttering the streets with them if we simply made 20 the default for built up areas…
Probably we will never ever see a weekend of full tube service; certainly not until 2012, though.
Got an old rusty bicycle that’s of no use? Want to do your bit for the War On The Motorist? Chain it to the railings outside MI6. You’ll have all the roads in Vauxhall closed while they blow it up.
This is no more “news” than “tubes go on stike” or “rail fares rise”, but: yet another study says speed cameras save lives.
Twat leaves injured blind pensioner on the side of the street. But the twat happened to be on a bicycle and the street happened to be a shared use de-motorized street: therefore all cyclists are dangerously selfish lycra louts -or- all shared use paths are dangerous. Delete as applicable. Obviously, no such conclusions can be drawn from somebody driving their car into a woman and leaving her to freeze to death in a Somerset ditch.
MP upsets constituents with bad parking-fine advice. Apparently the Motorists were upset because they were caught by cameras that were designed to tackle anti-social behaviour. Because middle-class crimes like blocking pavements, taking disabled parking bays, or leaving your car in the way of buses and ambulances are perfectly acceptable and social behaviours. At least drink-driving is no longer acceptable to the middle-classes — if it’s a Labour MP doing the drink-driving, that is.
Here are the numbers on kids and roads: how many are forbidden from walking and cycling by their parents, and how many have been hit by cars.
One single police force are putting up billboards reminding Motorists how to drive. As the comments thread points out, that’s the War On The Motorist, that is.
Some councils fill in potholes, some don’t. How well does yours do?
Double yellow lines will “deter” car users from parking in Cambridge bike lanes.
Your moment of zen: from Traffic in Towns, a plan for the modernisation of Fitzrovia, including the Euston and Totenham Court Motorways, and the widening of Oxford Street to approximately 7 times its current width, for parking purposes: